The trivia section of Captain America’s wiki has me in tears-

hjea:

jeremy-ruiner:

Super serious post about Steve and his extra capabilities—

  • Steve Rogers is shown to be worthy of carrying Mjolnir, is one of few people capable of accessing Iron Man’s armory, and is one of two foreigners entrusted with the Black Panther’s technology. Steve is also one of the very few people that Wolverine truly trusts.

And then-

  • Steve loves apple cake.

Steve.

thesassylorax:

whatpumpkin:

Troll Horns are now available at What Pumpkin

Currently, only Aradia’s, Tavros’ and Karkat’s horns are available, but we’ll be releasing more in due time!

I can’t get over the face of the girl wearing Tavros horns.

'So this is my job.'

Bill Hicks on sex and pornography

colabhq:

In a world! (KABOOM) where spies are the manliest men to ever be manly men! the manliest man (KERPOW) of them all must come out of retirement to face a dark secret from his well oiled past!!!!!! (KRAKOW) Dootz is going to need all the vaguely (EXPLOSION FOLEY) homoerotic help he can get!! if he’s going to defeat (MICHAEL BAY) the nefarious Skarskin! (boom) and rescue the beautiful Marimba (BAWOW) before it’s too late!!!!!!

Read Dootz at http://emmyc.com/dootz/

Cast:
Dootz - ActorsAllusion
President Washingvelt - Nicky The Rat
Jonathan - Schrag
Marimba - ToastHeaven
Scarskin - SkittlesAreTasty

[Music credits can be found during the video credits as well as on the Youtube page for this video.]

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raspberrylemonhead:

I tried out my new pens! 38D

raspberrylemonhead:

I tried out my new pens! 38D

miketooch:

Step 1: Idolize them and put them on a pedestal before you know barely anything about their personal lives outside of their work. Assume quality talent = good person who agrees with all of your views.

Step 2: Find out they have opinions or have done/said things you disagree…

angryladies:

Ok but that post that’s like ”WHAT WOULD A CORRUPT FIREMAN EVEN LOOK LIKE??”

Here’s what it would look like:

  • Refusing to put out fires in poor or minority neighborhoods
  • Claiming that fires in poor or minority neighborhoods were too far away or that there was “nothing that we…

hydrophobic-pirate:

On 9th August 2014, unarmed 18 year old Michael Brown was shot by police officer Darren Wilson in Ferguson, Missouri, sparking social unrest that continues to this day. Here is a petition to prevent police misconduct.

amazingatheist:

Jim Carrey has said quite a few stupid things, but this is not among them. 

sixpenceee:

Informal infographic depicting evolution 

belatedmedia:

fuckyeahmovieposters:

The Flash

Why isn’t he just running in a straight line?

Because #Yolo!

belatedmedia:

fuckyeahmovieposters:

The Flash

Why isn’t he just running in a straight line?

Because #Yolo!

mediamattersforamerica:

Fox spent much of its VMA coverage questioning Beyonce’s ability to promote feminism while being "extremely sexual."  

Megyn Kelly labeled Beyonce’s message and lyrics as “skanky,” while a FoxNews.com article claimed the singer “seemed to ensure her behind was the focus on each song, all the while educating young viewers about feminism.”

On The Five, Fox hosts suggested “she’s auditioning for a future husband,” and Greg Gutfeld announced that ”the greatest thing about pop culture is convincing women that acting like strippers is empowering.” 

What Fox failed to recognize is that expressing sexuality does not automatically remove a woman’s right to discuss equality. Instead, the network righteously slut-shamed Beyonce and used her performance as basis to attack feminism as a whole. In reality, such policing of women’s sexuality has harmed progress toward equality. The very same mindset has been used to dismiss women’s need to access contraception, and blame rape survivors for their own assaults. 

If anyone is going to be shamed, it should be Fox and its irresponsible coverage of women’s issues. 

albinwonderland:

Runaways (2005) #3

me if I had superpowers